i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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