Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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