pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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