I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i believe in u and ur pee
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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