i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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