If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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