But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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