the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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