Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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