when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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