You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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