Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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