All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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