do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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