is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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