You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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