Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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