rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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