I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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