Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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