sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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