U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
