its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You ruined the universe
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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