I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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