Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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