Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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