Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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