Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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