Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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