I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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