I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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