You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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