So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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