in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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