My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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