is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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