I look better un-naked...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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