oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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