she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We talked him into tasing himself.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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