Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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