mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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