Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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