why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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