i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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