We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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