Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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