Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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