Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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