watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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