I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
