she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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