i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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