I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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