I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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