I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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