honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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